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Cadoc Credence
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:55 -
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Guys, we have to go do something else other than Eve!
Haha never mind Eve is real life |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:36 -
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Kagetsune Hojo wrote:Thulium Strauss wrote:Lets play EVE here, Old School Text Message MMO.
Situation 2:
I am facing a Drifter Battleship with my Yellow Monster (Venture). Am I going to die?
:P Warping time? I think it's warping time!
Fight off the battleship! Battle stations!
I think you've been podded
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:44 -
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ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:45 -
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Happy Hippy wrote:Eve Online name has now been officially changed to Eve Offline. In celebration, free cookies and whiskey for everyone. Possibility of free dances from exotic dancers. /Profit
Eve Offline is already a game.
(google it) |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:29 -
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Ygaff Desfois wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
By chance you're not on Jita local, you'll be block by me in less then a second :P
Well then it looks like you won't be able to capitalize on this rare opportunity!
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:14 -
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OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.
So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.
So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:12 -
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Bobby Shyne wrote:Need isk when coming back online? Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you! Use my ISK Multiplier service! I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community! Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it! Don't let this downtime ruin your experience! Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service! Guaranteed to make you happy!  I'm Shyning it!
Sir, I have already trademarked this scam.
Please retract this statement before my lawyers take legal action. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:53 -
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Panthe3 Black wrote:veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
think it was about not eating them. please ignore this is just a TEST
OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.
So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.
So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:09 -
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Why canGÇÖt women read maps?
Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:27 -
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, wtf is she doing out of the kitchen? |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:14 -
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I JUST LOGGED IN!!!! |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:35 -
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Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:45 -
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GreyJackal wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" Yeah - Ukraine.
Wrong. Ukraine is considered Null-Sec
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:09 -
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Captain Sircle wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" Vladimir Putin probably thought they were Awoxers from Europe and USA
DEATH TO AMERICA
Too bad China can't get in on the fun. They're still playing Eve! Ha NOOBS |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:55 -
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Marne Deville wrote:Would Caitlyn Jenner technically be considered a neut?
I applaud you sir, although you are from the Bastion Cult |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:20 -
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This Just In, China, along with the Serenity server, has taken responsibility for the attack on Tranquility.
In return, Iceland has declared war on China.
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:07 -
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Cadoc Credence wrote:This Just In, China, along with the Serenity server, has taken responsibility for the attack on Tranquility.
In return, Iceland has declared war on China.
I regret to inform that, in the time since my last posting, Iceland is no longer with us.
China has won the war.
God help us all
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:56 -
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ITS A TRAP!
The Devs are just preparing themselves with new ships and goodies so that they can purge Eve!
Everyone! Quick! Switch to Star Wars The Old Republic! |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:52 -
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Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:14 -
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Dear CCP Falcon,
Would you like to go out and get some coffee... Idk, talk about our problems a little bit...
And then you can come back to my place
Love, Cadoc |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:53 -
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Jade Hashur wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. Riddler Ronuken Shut the Hell up and grow up kid. No one asked you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCP Falcon,
Its okay babe
Im here for you
Together forever <3
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:17 -
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I would love to mention that I have been on this thread for the past two and a half hours
And I loved every second of it
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